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Guru Pitka : If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant? Sign In. Play trailer Comedy Romance Sport. Director Marco Schnabel. Mike Myers Graham Gordy.

Top credits Director Marco Schnabel. See more at IMDbPro. Trailer The Love Guru. Clip Featurette Interview Photos Top cast Edit. Manu Narayan Rajneesh as Rajneesh. Marco Schnabel. More like this.

Watch options. Storyline Edit. Born in America, but raised in Havemahkeeta in India, with a population of 76, Maurice had always to better Deepak Chopra, and be sexually active, ever since he was His Guru, Tugginmypudha, while approving of Deepak, cautions Maurice and has a chastity belt put around his waist, much to Maurice's chagrin. When Jane Bullard from the the Toronto Maple Leafs hires him to counsel their star hockey player, Darren Roanoke, to win back his wife, Prudence, from Kings' star player, Jacques Grande, and also stand up to his dominating mother, Lilian, he agrees to do so - with hilarious results.

His Karma is Huge. Rated PG for crude and sexual content throughout, language, some comic violence and drug references. Did you know Edit. Trivia There is an extra scene with Ye being interviewed at a hockey game to which Mike Myers has brought him. Each time the interviewer gives the microphone to Kanye, Mike Myers leans in and keeps repeating, "Don't say it, don't say it! Bush doesn't care about black people", statement. The referee informs Roanoke that he has been suspended.

Referees cannot suspend players from future contests, and would order a game misconduct in this situation. Quotes Guru Pitka : If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant? Crazy credits One outtake with Verne Troyer is shown during the end credits. Connections Edited into Tosh.

User reviews Review. Top review. Not Mike Myers's best. I may be a bit generous with the star-rating system, true. But I do know what I was feeling after the credits started rolling.