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Zipping down each page, he read through the entire book in two minutes. I thought he was some kind of gifted prodigy with an amazing unique ability or maybe it was just a trick.
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I have thin ones, wide ones, stripes and ones with dots. I need water. About an hour later the tie-seller sees another dust cloud on the horizon. It's the same thirsty man crawling on his hands and knees.
The tie-seller says, "What happened" Couldn't you find the village? An unemployed biologist was having considerable difficulty in finding a new job. He finally saw an ad in a local newspaper for a position at a zoo.
In the interview, the manager told him that their only gorilla, which had been a star attraction, had recently died, and it would be sometime before they could replace it. Meanwhile, they needed someone to dress up as a gorilla and pretend to be the animal. The biologist was quite embarrassed, but being desperate for money, he accepted the job. The next day, the biologist put on a gorilla suit and headgear and entered a cage from a rear entrance.
Visitors smiled at him and threw bread. After a while, the biologist really got into the act. He jumped up and down, beat his chest and roared as people cheered. The following day, the biologist entered the wrong cage by accident and found himself staring at a lion.
The lion roared and rushed toward him. The scared biologist turned and ran, while screaming, "Help! Shut up or we'll both lose our jobs! A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started lecturing the farmer, and in general throwing his weight and trying to make the farmer uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya? See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse. Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey, wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horses rear?
I have too much respect for law enforcement to even think about calling you a horse's rear. After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though.
A man goes to the doctor. He says, "Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it! I really need 20 bucks. How long has this been going on? Put your ear to my knee. Just lend me 10 bucks! I've never encountered anything like this before. There's more. Just put your ear up to my ankle," the man urged.
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Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander. Couldn't you be a bit more tactful next time? You'd better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time, be more tactful. One of the entertainers on a cruise ship was a magician. Since the passengers were different each week, the magician always had a new audience.
So he always did the same tricks. The captain's parrot, however, was stationed in the performance hall, and observed the magicians tricks week after week.
Being a wise old bird, he eventually figured out all the magician's secrets. Then, irritatingly, he started heckling during the show. It's in his cape pocket! It's a different rabbit! One terrible day however, the ship had a boiler explosion and sank.
The magician wound up on a small raft in the middle of the Atlantic with, as luck would have it, the captain's parrot. They glared at each other with visible hatred but didn't say a word. This went on for several days. Finally on the tenth day, the parrot couldn't take it any longer. Exasperated, he said, "Okay, I give up. Where's the ship?
A duck walks into a local store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any grapes? Ten minutes later the duck returns and asks the same clerk, "Do you have any grapes? But ten minutes later the duck returns and again asks, "Do you have any grapes? And if you ask me again, I am going to nail your webby little feet to the floor!!! Your Own Text ReadSpeeder includes a library of over practice books, but you can also copy and paste your own text to use as lessons.
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